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Emails from an asshole (my fav kind)

Personal Favorite:

How did she know?!
Posted at: 2009-06-21 13:36:08

Somehow this woman knew exactly what I was trying to do.
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Original ad:
litter of 5 kittens. two orange, two black, one mixed-grey. all are three weeks old and looking for a good home!
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From Yin Chang to *********@***********.org

hello

i buy all kitten you have. how much?

-yin chang


From ************@hotmail.com to Me

Sorry. These kittens are not being sold for food.

Blogged Down

I'm not that clever to handle this blog thing. From now on I'm just going to post fun things from people who are actually clever.

Congrats to Vick for getting back in the NFL.

Reason #972 football is phenomenal

I love sports and badass football players

New hero: Torrance Holt
"...this is my trophy here man...I popped it out and it never returned back to normal form...it allows me to catch the ball that much better...this is what I got out of the game some crooked fingers so ahh yeah...it scares little kids too"
-Torry Holt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7N4NA2iU5I

Honorable mention:
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/27015769/
-total badass

Haunting me still = Tim Krumrie - I just want to find him and hug him. Ouch. The NFL runs a pretty tight ship and keeps the videos off youtube

AND:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ8yOie0BY8
-the roommate is still recovering from me making her watch it

wasting time with my friend the internet

FMyLife - FML : Your everyday life stories.
Share your every day life unfortunate moments and other fail funny stories.
www.fmylife.com/

someecards.com ecards for when you care enough to hit send
Free ecards for every imaginable occasion, from important to fairly pointless. Birthday, flirting, breakups, holidays, apology, workplace, cry for help.
www.someecards.com/

Lolcats ‘n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?
Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? the home of lol cats and lol* (other animals). All of our lolcats and lol*whatevers are made by ...
www.icanhascheezburger.com/

texts from last night
(631): Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't ...
www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Cats That Look Like Hitler!
Does your cat look like Adolf Hitler? Do you wake up in a cold sweat every night wondering if he's going to up and invade Poland?
www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/

The Onion - America's Finest News Source
www.theonion.com/

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
Share your videos with friends, family, and the world.
www.youtube.com/

This is why you're fat.
archive / rss / thisiswhyyourefat@gmail.com · Permalink. Breakfast Sushi Bacon, egg, hash browns and rice rolled into sushi. (submitted. Breakfast Sushi ...
www.thiswhyyourefat.com/

Line Runner ;) Free Flash Game
Play Line Runner! The most addicting flash game i've found in a long time. Your tools are across the top of the screen. Use the pencil tool to draw a line.
www.itsgamertime.com/linerunner.php

gtg...said i left 20 min ago (big surprise) so here's some more links...no time for format
http://lunchtimers.com/
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/
http://chir.ag/stuff/sand/
http://sodaplay.com/creators/soda/items/constructor